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12-year-old Vaccine-Autism Paper Retracted
Posted February 08, 2010 by Shakti Sombrero
In case you missed it, last week The Lancet retracted its 1998 paper about a link between vaccines and autism. This story has served as the bedrock for much of the vaccine quack argument for the past decade.
Now that it's been pulled out from under them like a rug, what do they have to say?
Jim Moody, a director of SafeMinds, a parents' group that advances the notion the vaccines cause autism, said the retraction would strengthen Dr. Wakefield's credibility with many parents.
"Attacking scientists and attacking doctors is dangerous," he said. "This is about suppressing research, and it will fuel the controversy by bringing it all up again."
Legitimately evaluating a controversial theory to make sure it stands up to scrutiny is "suppressing research"? Makes no sense to me, but what do I know? I've been brainwashed by the medical establishment.
Happy Halloween
Posted October 31, 2009 by Shakti Sombrero
Happy Halloween, folks! It's time to head up to the attic, find yourself a costume, and get scarin'.
Here's a few of our officially endorsed choices for 2009.
 Authentic Bigfoot. Check your backyard, you may already have one of these costumes sitting in that old freezer out there.  1970's-style Alien. Before little green and grey men were cool, we had these classy looking tinfoil men. Easy to make, fun to wear!
Finally we've collected our usual list of party poopers. These guys will be getting an assortment of rocks in their bags:
Seriously though, enjoy tonight, and scare a kid for us will ya?
Posted in Health Scares, Media Panic
Profundity
Posted September 01, 2009 by Shakti Sombrero
"It says right here there's this new strain of swine flu that could turn into a pandemic? Like I don't know much about science, you know? I don't pretend to be an e-pee-demiologist. Sometimes I do, but you know, that's when I've had a lil whiskey.
But uh, I do know this: A word cannot be good when it's a combination of 'panic' and 'epidemic'."
- Norm Macdonald on Conan, August 31st, 2009.
Posted in Health Scares, Media Panic
Starting Flu Panic Early
Posted August 31, 2009 by Indoles Eastlund
Just about the same time malls and Wal-Marts are bringing out the holiday favors, the winter Flu scare has gotten a nice early start this year.
...flu pandemic expected to return to the USA this fall may infect as much as half the U.S. population, flooding hospitals with nearly 2 million patients and causing 30,000 to 90,000 deaths, according to the first official forecast of the scope of the flu season
WAIT! Before you kill your screen and head for the local immunization clinic, Alex Jones' Prison Planet has dutifully informed us that the Swine Flu vaccine (which they reckon will be mandated for all Americans) will contain mercury, the keystone to all vaccineaphobe arguments. Moreover, they play on the ol' heartstrings by claiming the vaccine will be tested on children
Around 12,000 U.S. children will be used as guinea pigs for the experimental swine flu vaccine also known to contain the dangerous ingredient squalene, which has been directly linked with cases of Gulf War Syndrome and a host of other debilitating diseases.
It's getting thick out there folks. I don't know what to do: grab a vaccine or a pooper-scooper.
Fist Flu
Posted August 31, 2009 by Shakti Sombrero
From asciiartfarts:
Posted in Health Scares, Media Panic
Hey Come Back, I Need Something To Panic About
Posted May 05, 2009 by Shakti Sombrero
HOW DARE YOU MAKE LIGHT OF SWINE FLU, IT'S THE PANDEMIC TO END ALL PANDEMICS! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! IT'S THE ILLUMINATI! IT'S THE REPTOIDS! IT'S...abating?
That's right, it appears Swine Flu Mania 2K9 may be dying down. Drudge has cut down the number of headlines above the fold from six million to zero. All the major news sites are now filled with stories like...
Frankly it seems a little soon--SARS and bird flu both enjoyed long runs, and we fully expected swine flu to do the same. However there's still plenty of panic out there and we'll likely see reporters scramble to any possible resurgence.
Get Your Swine Flu Shot
Posted April 28, 2009 by Shakti Sombrero
Luckily we don't need to waste time making new swine flu commercials. We still have the ones from 1976.
 
Indeed, swine flu panic raced through the politically charged atmosphere of the 70s with a fury. Calls for worldwide mass vaccinations, worry of communist plots, vaccine fears, and mystery diseases swirled. In 1976 we were warned:
There is evidence there will be a major flu epidemic this coming fall. The indication is that we will see a return of the 1918 flu virus that is the most virulent form of the flu. In 1918 a half million Americans died. The projections are that this virus will kill one million Americans in 1976.
-- F. David Matthews, secretary of health, education, and welfare (Feb., 1976)
But mass vaccinations never reached the levels thought needed to avoid disaster. Less than a third of the population was vaccinated before the program was scrapped two months later.
Gerald Ford's attempt to gain credit for keeping America safe was busted. He lost the presidential election to Jimmy Carter that November. The 1976 to 1977 flu season was the most flu-free since records had been kept; a condition that was apparently unrelated to the vaccination program. The Great Swine Flu Epidemic of 1976 never took place.
Will 2009's version of the swine flu behave exactly like the 1976 one? Of course not. But the article is right: the last panic holds important lessons for this one, lest we repeat the same mistakes.
The NWO is Bio Beta-Testing
Posted April 28, 2009 by Indoles Eastlund
It was only a matter of time (hours really) until the detectives at Prison Planet discovered that the new swine flu outbreak is the NWO's newest form of bio-terror attack. Oh, but it's only a "beta-test".
{Swine Flu is} a hybrid strain created from human, swine, and bird flu from North America, Europe, and Asia. It was created in a laboratory. This doesn't happen in nature.
The author doesn't make it clear whether this is a new attack or whether they're using the same strain of swine flu they presumably used in 1976.
The NWO connection was forged by one the most trustworthy internet powerhouses: Alex Jones's Infowars.org (see red faced ranting here).
Evelyn Rothschild, David Rockefeller, the ruling elite, their numerous shadow government organizations, and their numerous agents of death, such as Henry Kissinger and Zbigniew Brzezinski, really are trying to depopulate and enslave the world. This is the real axis of evil. These trillionaires and owners of the central banks, media, other key industres, and governments are the real terrorists.
It's hard for me to believe this guy "predicted" the outbreak when my Main Man for all apocalyptic predictions, Web-bot, missed it completely.
Regardless of what bio-weapon tactics the NWO is using today or tomorrow or next month, we here at Panic Watch are still 100% committed to your saftey. Thus we humbly offer a link to your savior, the Office Pandemic Preparedness Defense Kit. Yours for $1999.
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