Panic Watch!

Is the Earth currently in some kind of warming trend? Probably. Are humans causing it? Maybe, maybe not. Do we even actually know the Earth's temperature? Kind of.

But hey, who needs empirical measurements? Sensationalistic stories are much more fun! Global warming has somehow caused this hedgehog's quills to fall out! And will you look at these polar bears--they're floating away! Never mind that a mild winter in Hedgehog Town is not the same thing as global warming, or that Arctic ice is continually growing and shrinking.

Global warming will also cause children to burn up, hurricanes, plagues, fires, famine, insomnia, huge monster trees, mutants, worldwide economic collapse, mass extinctions and even...global cooling?

Number Watch has compiled the complete list of things caused by Global Warming.