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Yeti Found In Russia! (On Google Maps)
Posted April 15, 2009 by Indoles Eastlund
Our comrades in Russia claim to have found the elusive Yeti's home. They used Google.
Utilizing the latest technology (8 to 10 year old, low quality imagery from Google Maps) scientists from a Russian hick town believe...
Five thousand years ago yetis settled down in this cave and now their descendants are still living here. The conditions in the cave are suitable for yeti. The cave defends them from rains, snow and wind. There is also a lake in the middle of the cave where yetis can find clean water.
After apparently seeing Yeti's footprints on the imagery, they trekked to the cave area to find TWO sets of footprints. One set was from 5,000 years ago and the other was "fresh". I'd like to know why we can never find any Yeti dung near these footprints or in these caves. Do Yetis not relieve themselves, at least occasionally, over the course of five millennia? How about some bones or hair? We could give this story more credence with ANY kind of tangible proof of actual abominable inhabitants. The scientists plan another trip this summer; however, without snow, there may be considerably less footprints in the area.
Why no pictures comrade?
They say their snowmobiles were too noisy and yetis had to hide somewhere in the forests.
Ah, of course.
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