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Web-Bot: The New Millennium's Nostradamus
Posted November 22, 2008 by Indoles Eastlund
When I first ran across this article, I thought "the Web-Bot" was some geeky task-automation program. How wrong I was.
Web-Bot, is an artificial-intelligence-derived computer programme that has been able to predict the occurrence of seemly random catastrophic events.
Apparently, the Web-Bot has predicted all of the 'seemly random' catastrophic events since 2001's attack on the WTC. Katrina, anthrax letters, earthquakes... you name it, this bot has predicted it. The Web-Bot's 2008-2009 predictions can be seen at this website and it warns of many things...too many to wrap your head around at once. Essentially, it lists so many things it'll be right sometime, not to mention the broad scope of these predictions. For instance "Global Coast Event likely in early to mid 2009". Wow... millions and millions of miles of coastline all over the earth. I'll even concede that an 'event' will happen on a coastline. Maybe I'm psychic too?!?
The Web-Bot creators give a whiff of the scientific to what is little more than Miss Cleo astrology dressed up for a new generation:
There is no witchcraft or woo-woo in what we do -- it's hard core computer science and radical linguistics. So, no magic to be had... The records provided by the Web Bot have confirmed the ancient Mayan and Chinese prophesies that the year 2012 will bring an unspecified disaster and maybe even the anticipated Armageddon.
Ah yes, we can't leave the 2012 Doomsday prophecy out of this now can we? But hey, if you still don't get it, the picture below apparently spells it all out for you (courtesy of the scholarly minds that created Web-Bot):
Damn, that is hardcore!
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