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UFO Quaxperts Demand Answers
Posted August 30, 2008 by Indoles Eastlund
A new UFO sighting has taken London by storm (again) as UFO experts from around the globe are demanding an investigation into the so called “Little Green Man” sighting. The sighting (see picture above) happened this summer over a Tesco branch in London. The lay-photographer, Sid O’Driscoll, gives us this very detailed account:
"It was very weird. It was the most beautiful green and white light, moving quite fast, then stopping. It had to be mechanical, like a spaceship, because it slowed down and stopped. It wasn't making any noise. It disappeared in a flash. I went home and told my girlfriend. She didn’t believe me, but the pictures speak for themselves."
It had to be a spaceship, and probably one stocking up on the weekly sales. No other explanation is possible. Naturally, I’m convinced by the firm evidence above (blurry and at night). Rest assured Sid gave a resounding guarantee that he is NOT a wacko to the British tabloids and that he "doesn’t touch drugs".
Let's consult UFO expert Nick Pope, who comes complete with his own credible references--most notably being ex-head of the UFO branch within the Ministry of Defense.
"The pictures are interesting. It is a mystery. Someone should look into these pictures further... Given the sheer number of sightings we’ve seen this summer and the unprecedented number of photos and videos, it’s time for a full public inquiry.”
Mr. Pope claims that these are not the usual “Chinese lantern” UFO sightings that are apparently common around the UK. His counterpart and "UFO expert to the stars" Timothy Good also piped in with an immediate call for a government investigation.
A Tesco spokesman said that no sightings had been reported. {cue ominous music}
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