Panic Watch! True Genius Award 2008: Alex Collier

True Genius Award 2008: Alex Collier

Posted December 20, 2008 by Indoles Eastlund

Following in the auspicious footsteps of the great Paul Hellyer (2007 winner) is Alex Collier, benevolent alien contactee. Oh yes, this is true; he's a senior fellow at Galactic Diplomacy so his credentials are above reproach.

Alex Collier believes he was contacted by aliens from the constellation of Andromeda known as the Zenetae Andromedans. Indeed, this 'fairly close' Andromeda constellation (44 light years or 5.9 trillion miles away) is home to aliens that created us and have been controlling us in what can only be described as the best science experiment of all time.

They say we are genetic royalty because we the subtotal in our genetics of 22 different races . Many different races have been here, over millions and millions of years they have genetically tampered with us and left us and ended up mating while they were here.

You don't say. We are all royalty here people! How do you suppose Alex knows this?

They put something on my head which looked like a cap. But it had a hole in the center like a donut and it fit my head. It was a metallic structure.

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They wanted me to know who I was and my relationship to them and they were showing me, and it is already in the brain. It is in that other portion that we no longer have access to because of DNA alteration.

Very sophisticated. Not quite sure why these blue aliens flew trillions of miles to a small blue planet when I'm pretty certain there were plenty of other planets to 'experiment' on along the way. I suppose gas is cheap in Andromeda.

Still, I'm not convinced. Any nut can claim they've been abducted. Is there any backing to this story? Oh, but of course! No UFO contactee would be complete without a witness to his claim. Enter Jon Robinson: alien contactee groupie if I've ever seen one.

just after (1am) I could see the craft in the sky above the area of Alex's home. I told my wife to come see and we both went down to the outside front deck and watched it. We offered a hello and it flashed back at us.

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I went and got our video and took some shots, that I still might have laying around, but due to being night it is hard to make anything out except the low laying light that it omitted.

Isn't that so typical. Just when you have concrete proof to show the world aliens exist, you have bad lighting. This eyewitness account goes on to explain how blue orbs appear out of nowhere around him; black suited men with CIA badges come in waves to interrogate him and Alex; and that people break into their homes to see what's in their library. You're a good friend to prop Alex up and help his story out.

Okay, so Collier's story checks out. But you're not the winner of the Panic Watch! True Genius Award if you don't scare the living crap out of us somehow.

The space in which our universe is in, which is only one layer in many dimensions which they call "consciousness", is a 21 trillion year old holograph. This new frequency which is coming out of the 3rd density black holes spans the entire range of the holograph of the universe, and its is literally creating a new holographic idea.

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They are calling this new holograph "the 12th", and they have said to me that it is literally bringing all the dimensions together. Third density is beginning to implode on itself.

Holy smokes! And I thought the Large Hadron Collider was scary with its inevitable world destruction. I wonder when the end will be for us tiny science experiments?

They told me that it would be on December 3, 2013.

Ohhh, Alex, you're off by a year! We all know the end of the world is in 2012.

Nevertheless, congratulations on the award Alex. You deserve it!