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Radical Imam: Convert Aliens To Islam
Posted January 05, 2009 by

Just when you think the alien menace is bad enough...now they're going to start converting to radical Islam.
PREACHER of hate Omar Bakri is boldly going where no imam has gone before — ordering followers to convert ALIENS to Islam.
Bakri, acting like a character from sci-fi film Mars Attacks, said Muslims must not only spread the word worldwide but also across the galaxy.
He issued the decree during a bizarre rant which has been posted on an extremist website.
Bakri, who must have recently obtained his Galactic Diplomacy Certificate from the Expolitics Institute, is extending goodwill from Earth by sharing his love for suicide bombings and terror camps with all extraterrestrials from Mars to Zeta Reticuli.
Bakri infamously praised the 9/11 attackers and said Muslims would give the west "a 9/11, day after day after day." We can only hope his message of love is spread far and wide across the universe. A true galactic emissary!
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