Panic Watch!

About us | Contact | rss
Survival kit | Panic rankings | Blog archive | FAQ |Good links | Bad links
Large Hadron Collider will not swallow Earth
Posted June 24, 2008 by

CERN plans on firing up the Large Hadron Collider sometime in August, and has released new reinforced research aimed at quelling the legions of paranoid knuckle-biters producing YouTube videos and lawsuits claiming that the Earth will be swallowed by a black hole or turned into a pile of melted strange matter goo in the process. Then again, the entire universe might be destroyed by the thing! Holy moly that sounds bad!
Bad Astronomy has more on why we have nothing to worry about.
Posted in Nutjobs
Top Threats!
Jan 25 - Mar 8, 2008
Global warming
Influenza
Mad cow / Foot and Mouth
E. coli
Salmonella
(See the full chart...) Recent Posts!
CIA: Don't Waste Our Time With UFOs
How Will It All End?
Hadron Collider Under Attack, Again
Why It Matters Part 2
Week Of The Apocalypse
Snowmageddon 2010
Categories!
© 2008 Panicwatch.org