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Hey I've Gots a Bigfoot Too!
Posted September 08, 2008 by Shakti Sombrero
Amazingly only days after two hillbillies in Georgia find a bigfoot costume stuffed with possum guts hidden in their backyard, a yokel in Tennessee has went and done gots himself a gen-you-ine bigfoot footprint in his!
Indeed, Harold Jackson ("amateur archaeologist") has found a large five-toed print embedded in solid rock and removed it to his home for presentation to the media.
"I don't know anything about archaeology or anything, but if you look at it, it's a footprint."
Given the fact that Mr. Jackson readily admits that he doesn't know anything about anything I'm not sure I entirely agree with the reporter's appraisal of him as an amateur archaeologist...maybe we can get somebody else's input?
Jackson said the fossilized print clearly shows the heel and all five toes.
"It's got to be thousands of years old," said Jackson.
OR we can just let him ramble, jot it down in our notepad while tipping our fedora in amazement, and dutifully report it to the public as news. Got any other pearls of wisdom for us?
"It was just hard for me to believe. But listen, after I found this print, there's a Bigfoot out there somewhere. I don't know what kind of Bigfoot it is, but there's a Bigfoot out there somewhere," said Jackson.
Aces, this is great stuff Jackson, keep it comin'! We gotta get this to press by morning, and I gotta call the boss! Whadda scoop, ya hear? Whadda scoop!
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