Panic Watch!

It's not time to hand out the Panic Watch! True Genius Award just yet, but Freeman is certainly standing atop the pile.

Freeman is usually introduced Richard Dolan-style: by announcing his academic prowess and work-related feats before delving into Illuminati, corporate logos, Atlantis, and (among many, many others) chemtrails. Oh, as always, there are many things for sale and donations are highly encouraged.

I'd like to toss an invitation your way to purchase his latest lecture, which takes place in what can only be described as a bad Quality Inn conference room: Obama, Cloning, and the Coming Space War ($24.99). Freeman labors on about Obama's lack of American citizenship, his drawings as an elementary student that predicted our space program (shown above), and my personal favorite: how Obama is a reincarnated Pharoah. Yes, Freeman and his friend Adobe Photoshop cleverly took a pharaoh and morphed Obama's face into it. Proof if I've ever seen it.

While I'd love to continue with more of Freeman's works, they are quite lengthy and very difficult to wrap your head around in one sitting. That someone can take a tiny incident and blow it up into a full fledged conspiracy so easily is, however, quite impressive. Before you drop a couple hundred on his DVDs, be sure to check out "Anna Nicole, Britney, and Mind Control". Like it or not, Britney Spears is controlling you...