Panic Watch!

THAT'S RIGHT! It's that time of year again. Just when most psychics (like the geniune psychic pictured to the right) are pumping out their 2009 predictions, cherrypicking the few they got right in 2008 and deleting the rest, we've found the guys who forgot to erase their failures or were kind enough to leave them up for us to laugh at. So without further ado...2008's failed apocalyptic psychic predictions.

Nikki, "psychic to the stars"

• Category 5 hurricane wipes out Miami.
• Terrorist attack on the Beijing Olympics plus another terrorist attack on Madrid, Spain, as well as an attack in Chicago.
• Two planes will collide over JFK Airport in New York.
• The US will invade Iran.
• An assassination around President Bush.
• The earth will move slightly off its axis causing some havoc.
• A cargo ship will collide with a cruise ship in the Mediterranean killing hundreds.
• A giant crocodile will devour many people in Southern Florida.
• A raging fire in Chicago will destroy a large portion of the Old Chicago area and a bridge will collapse in Toronto, Canada.
• A biological attack on the United States
• The Arch De Triumph in Paris, France, will collapse and there will be many buildings collapse in Mexico City.
• A subway attack in New York.
• A terrorist attack in California, Nevada and New York.
• There will be a space tragedy.

Coast to Coast AM

• The 2007 WD5 asteroid will hit Mars, and the remnants of an ancient civilization will be revealed.
• There will be a series of three earthquakes in Hawaii-- 8.6, 7.2 and 6.3, probably in March.
• 90 days of satellites being shut down.
• A major train crash-- one that will go down in the record books.

More Coast to Coast AM

• Northern California will have an earthquake over 9.0 in April
• Mothman incidents will return to PA area, starting on July 4th.
• Lightning will become sentient and attack people. (my favorite)
• The source of chemtrails will be revealed as nefarious climate modification.

Angels & Ghosts

• An earthquake will hit northern California in Spring.
• The mothman will be spotted in Pennsylvania.
• A UFO will be shot down.
• Black triangle UFOs will turn out to be new US stealth fighters.

Mary Bogart

• "A terror attack right before the 2008 election which is the deciding factor in Rudi Giulianni becoming president."

Mr. Juseleeno Nobulega Da Roose, "noted Brazilian psychic"

• July 18th: 8.1 earthquake in Philippines; thousands of people dead.
• Sept: terrorist attack at the Empire State Building.

Barbara Garcia

• It is a turbulent year in natural disasters particularly tidal waves, possibly a tsunami.
• An extraordinary discovery right here on earth as remains of an ancient being are uncovered. "Could this be proof of the existence of ET?"

Psychics.co.uk

• On January 25, 2008 California will be rocked by an earthquake that will rival the San Francisco earthquake.
• "I see multiple severe and devastating earthquakes in various parts of the world causing much disruption to human society; possibly volcanoes erupting, as I see the sun blocked by darkness and explosions in the sky; and issues with high water levels, possibly due to tsunamis, on some coastlines, particularly in tropical areas and tropical islands. We are in for a rocky ride."
• Another major political/religious assassination in Pakistan leading to civil war. India to invade.
• A small nuclear detonation in Asia or middle east, possibly Israel.
• "A very strong image I was given was a particular community or area being wiped out using nukes. This was seen to be a good thing to prevent the spread of something - I felt this was a disease."
• Assasination of President Bush.
• 'Strange' markings in the night sky, visible to all...
• Nuclear detonation will be aimed at Los Angeles, New York City/Boston, or San Francisco between Jan 10-20, causing a tsunami. The detonation at sea will cause a tsunami that will further devastate the western coast, affecting the western coast all the way up to Washington State and the west coast of Baja California.

The Psychic Detective

• A number of bizarre and disturbing crimes will make the headlines in the later part of 2008 and 2009. These crimes will involve children and families. The level of brutality, strangeness, cruelty and disregard for the sanctity of life will be appalling.

Some random psychic

• Kidnappings are going to be on the rise in this country. We are going to hear about Americans being kidnapped and taken across our borders into border towns and held there for ransom. Many of these victims will not survive.

And of course we missed Armageddon, Christ's Millennial Reign, and THREE DIFFERENT APOCALYPSES (these are all very different things mind you). 2008 was an exciting year indeed.