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These days the latest shopping craze is the deal-a-day website: every day a hot new bargain in hot new limited quantities. Will it be a stylish dragon t-shirt? A new VR helmet? A bag filled with sticks? The anticipation is half the fun.

As usual we here at Panic Watch! attempt to ride every hip web trend as long as possible, making millions of cash dollars along the way. So in that spirit we proudly present...

Trisaksri © Ghost Repeller

$688 + $140 shipping

Are you spending inordinate amounts of money moving from house to house to escape the wrath of ghosts? Do you "having bad dream or nightmare every day, some abnormal noise in the night, fear in the night, etc"? These problems are more common than you think, but now there's help. The Trisaksri© Ghost Repeller from Boondee industries is a revolutionary new device that eliminates ghosts and devils with advanced WAVE KILLER technology.

No, it's not a subwoofer filled with old computer parts; it's a high-end piece of cutting edge electronics. Like most paranormal equipment this machine features several lights and even a button. But where others stop...the Trisaksri just begins. It's dual voltage, takes invisible pictures, neutralizes rogue animal spirits, and will not kill your ancestors' good spirits due to advanced discriminator technology.

So wire transfer your $828.00 to Thailand today and get rid of those nasty ghouls once and for all.

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