Panic Watch!

Today is a momentous day for cryptozoology because the esteemed scientists over at SearchingForBigfoot.com have promised to reveal the DNA and photo proof surrounding their purported bigfoot corpse found in northern Georgia.

UPDATE: CNN coverage of the press conference.

They currently have a photo posted on their website of the beast laying in a freezer in their backyard. Rather than immediately taking their find to the mainstream media, these enterprising gentlemen announced it on "Squatch Detective", an internet radio show. They have promised that "extensive scientific studies will be done on the body by a team of scientists including a molecular biologist, an anthropologist, a paleontologist and other scientists over the next few months at an undisclosed location."

We should have guessed the first real proof of a bigfoot would come from a geocities-esque website loaded with advertisements for the BIGFOOT LIVE RADIO SHOW (every Wednesday at 7), bigfoot welcome mats, ski caps, lapel pins, belt buckles, mugs, ball caps, CDs, and DVDs.

This FOXNews article details suspicions that the "body" is nothing more than a halloween costume, three different stories about how they came to find the body, and the fact that they will not be producing the body for open study.

In conclusion, take a look at this YouTube Documentary produced by the group. This is not a business. This is a way of life.