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Almost, but Not Yeti...
Posted October 23, 2008 by

The Yeti has reemerged! Well, almost. A "footprint" of the mythical creature has been photographed by a team of Japanese adventurers in the Nepalese mountains that shows a very thin imprint in a patch of snow. Now, they made this amazing discovery after spending 42 days in the mountains 25,000 feet above sea level. I'm thinking they had to find something because if you walk all that way for nothing you'd look like quite the idiot.
It was about 200 metres away in silhouette. It was walking on two legs like a human and looked about 150 centimetres tall
WOW! They saw a creature that was... 4ft 11in tall? From my Yeti Studies 101 class in college, a Yeti was a massive creature that scared all (hence the term "Abominable Snowman"). Maybe these Japanese guys were intimidated by this 4'11" monstrosity but we ain't. And why do these Yeti hunters always take a picture of one footprint? Take pictures of the path this creature made in order to show something actually moved across the snow and assure us this isn't just the spot where a branch fell.
But don't fret, you Yeti hunters you; our Japanese friends are on a mission and they'll follow through.
We will come back as soon as we can, and we will keep coming back until we get the yeti on film.
Ahhhh... another blurry, grainy, distant shot of "something weird". Can't wait!
Posted in Myths, Animals
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