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Alien Entity At JCPenney's: Not A Joke
Posted November 23, 2008 by Shakti Sombrero
That's right folks, you ain't even safe from aliens deep in the heart of consumer-crazed suburbia:
On June 23, a woman reported seeing an "alien entity" in the JCPenney's men's section.
"He was standing by a clothes rack," the report said. "She described him as being male, no hair, gray skin, almond black eyes with a lumpy heavily wrinkled face." The alien appeared to be shopping and had a "pleasant smile" for ladies in the store.
Yet the woman told MUFON she decided to leave the scene "because she and her husband were planning to attend a movie."
On a serious note, this woman needs help and probably some kind of medication. On an un-serious note, this is hilarious and I can't stop picturing a tall lumpy-faced gray picking out a nice but reasonably priced Izod sweater.
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