Panic Watch! A 'Mass' Washed Ashore

Posted September 24, 2008 by Indoles Eastlund

**UPDATE**
We have pictures folks! The above selected picture is probably the "best" in that it definitely shows something very ordinary on the beach. Dead coral maybe? When I heard mass, I thought of a decomposing organic heap that resembled something, ala the Montauk Monster resembling a dead dog. This 'mass' certainly isn't the scariest thing I've seen even though Alien Worlds magazine would make you believe it's time to head for the lead-lined bunker for a few months. Nothing to see here folks other than sensationalistic media and nut jobs toting the invasion of boring ocean debris!
**UPDATE**

Original Post:
To piggy-back on the recent Montauk Monster scare, New Zealand has their very own "masses" that are washing up on some beaches.

Another mysterious white mass has been discovered on a beach in the lower North Island - this time Waikanae Beach on the Kapiti Coast.

Apparently, this is the fourth such mass to wash up on shore. The award winning scientists at Alien Worlds magazine claim:

...be prepared; strange things have been regularly appearing on NZ beaches over the last few months and its all building up to something that bodes ill for all of us. Mark my words.

Oh, we're marking.