Panic Watch! 3-Hole Resonator: An In-Depth Review

Posted February 16, 2009 by Indoles Eastlund and Shakti Sombrero

We're always on the lookout for ways to protect ourselves from the negative cosmic energies bombarding us on a daily basis. Whether they come from the sun, helicopters, the government, cell phones, power lines, or HAARP, protecting your body from EMFs (electromagnetic frequencies) is vital in today's fast-paced world.

We've reviewed a number of products on the Survival Kit page, all of which are great values, but today we'd like to talk about something special: The EMF Blues 3-Hole Resonator. EMF Blues is a family-run business that "produces ceramic dielectric resonators which are individually made, by hand, with love and intention to absorb harmful emanations and rebroadcast the energy in neutral to beneficial ranges." They also cost upwards of $300.00. According to the website, these devices neutralize EMFs simply by sticking them around your house using the adhesive backing. The 3-Hole in particular is "Effective. Won't wear out. Doesn't need recharging. Re-usable. Made by hand in the USA since 1986." 1986 is a long time ago, so already you get the idea that these guys are on to something big. In fact there are plenty of positive user reviews featured on the site, all of which include the reviewer's first name and home state.

Do you ever tell what these blue disks are composed of? Don't know how, but they really do stop the icky vibes from coming out of the computer. I don't feel them anymore. Thank you!

-Robin, Kentucky

By this point you're probably thinking about investing in a few resonators (maybe one for your alarm clock, or fax machine) to get rid of the icky vibes and so were we, but before making the investment we wanted to be sure these things were legit. So we contacted Robert directly.

Dear Sirs,

I have been browsing your site with great interest. I am what you might call a "resonator enthusiast"; I have purchased over three hundred various resonators and naturally find myself attracted to your wide selection. I inherited a large parcel of land from my grandfather in the Nevada wilderness that is unfortunately directly under a high voltage line. It is also in a helicopter flight corridor, within 12 nautical miles of a microwave manufacturing plant, and (I'm almost 99% sure) it's in an area targeted by higher-than-normal HAARP energy. The claims for your 3-hole and Doublestar resonators sound promising...but I have some issues.

Are your resonators of high quality build? Several resonators I have purchased online were accidently dropped on the ground only to reveal that they were filled with sawdust, mealworms, etc.

Will your resonators interfere with any of my current resonators? I own Shakti, Bioelectric Shield, and a number of other quality stones and do not want undesired electromagnetic explosions.

Thank you.

We received a prompt reply:

Thank you for your inquiry.

Our resonators are made with the highest quality gemstones, crystals and rare earths. There is no filler material used.

There are some standard everyday materials used in some of the resonators such as the Doublestar, Flat Spiral, G-33 and Clearfield Plate. A basic plastic cap is used as a frame or base for the DS, FS and G33. The Clearfield Plate utilizes a standard correll plate which is then refired in a special energy field to charge it.

All the materials are carefully chosen by Robert McKusick (The creator of Crystal Catalyst Technology) for their conductivity and practicality.

These resonators are not made in a factory, they are all hand made by four people.

All the best,

EMF Blues

www.emfblues.com

info@emfblues.com

Well it all sounded good to us; our filthy-rich staff member Indoles Eastlund was ready to shell out $16.50 for a disc filled with rare earths.

Mr. Blues,

I am happy with your quality pledge, it's a real load off my shoulders and I will likely be purchasing several of your finest quality resonators to protect myself and my family. I am amazed at all of the uses for them--I had no idea my electric shaver was emitting harmful energy beams; and I don't want to even think about what my electric toothbrush is doing! Would you recommend any particular resonator to place on my colon hydrotherapy machine? I have been noticing an increased buildup inside my rectum area and suspect that the machine is malfunctioning.

Also, I notice the Doublestar resonator is an effective ghost fighter but only up to a certain level? ("low level discarnate entities") If I run into some higher dark entities (i.e. a level 60 necromancer with Trang-Oul's Avatar) can I combine multiple resonators to keep him at bay? Or will I have to start looking at other options here, and you can be honest with me because I'm not new to this game.

Thanks for your help.

Unfortunately we received no reply, and can only assume some kind of transmission error (we were running resonator-less at the time).

A few short days later Indoles ran down the sidewalk to his mailbox like a kid on Christmas...and there is was.

The resonator comes packed with a high quality see-through plastic sleeve, green cardboard label, and a staple.

The resonator was immediately put to the test one of the most dangerous machines in any home: the laptop computer.

The difference was noticed IMMEDIATELY. Tonality, liquidity, and presence of applications on the computer all increased greatly. There was also a noticeable level of adroitness. We consulted a PhD in adroitness studies and he too noted the change.

The 3-hole also helped clear dark energies out of this coffee maker. The mouthfeel and balance of the coffee resulted in a powerful flavor profile. Big flavor, big presence. Very deep and complex. Dark brown that is mostly opaque, and shows off a heavy haze when held up to the light. Moderate thick light tan extra fizzy head on pour that fades quickly. Also moderate lacing.

We knew electric toothbrushes harbored negative cosmic forces...but we had no idea how many. A single brushing with this 3-hole equipped Waterpik resulted in unprecedented oxygenation, whiteness, accelerated tooth enhancement, and brightening of 600+ shades.

And finally, as we suspected, placing a high quality resonator on a credit card DOES IN FACT LOWER THE INTEREST RATE CONSIDERABLY. This thing basically pays for itself.

Overall this is one of the finest EMF clearing devices we've ever seen. Despite the fact that it performs at amazing levels, it is so light that a stiff breeze could probably blow it away. We don't know how they do it!

We'll leave you with the most convincing piece of testimonial, straight from the website itself:

Does Crystal Catalyst® Technology work?

"You don't have to prove it to me," declares Robert, "I am still alive."

Can't beat that.