Panic Watch! $10,000 To Disprove Grainy UFO Footage!

Posted September 02, 2008 by Indoles Eastlund

Indeed folks, if you can intelligently provide hard proof that the picture above is NOT a UFO, you'll receive $10K. Nevermind the fact that the photos and video are horrible at best, but now you, yes you, have the duty to provide the evidence that something in space isn't what wackos believe it to be.

IN ORDER TO MAKE YOUR CHALLENGE, YOU MUST PROVIDE DETAILED PROOF THAT THESE IMAGES ARE NOT REAL!

I have it:
You're an idiot. This grainy floating pancake-thing is an object in the vacuum of space traveling aimlessly.

That was my first attempt. I think I did damn good.

In addition to the video, the sleuths at profindsearch.com have provided pictures that purport to show English of all things on the alleged space craft. Some of the symbols are random upper-case and lower-case letters and even include a $ sign. Wow, these intergalactic travelers are really on the ball with our language.

Mr. Ian Brockwell (founder of profindsearch.com) has claimed that the video and photos actually prove UFOs exist once and for all.

The motive behind presenting these images on a special webpage is to provide what could turn out to be "proof" of alien existence, and to allow the public to view images that contain detail (not just blurry dots in the sky).

Noooo, Ian, that is exactly what you are showing us--random pixels from your blown up images. The most convincing evidence? Two "faces" picked out from a patch of image distortion. It's just as bad as the face on Mars, if not worse.

Ask yourself Mr. Brockwell: how self-centered are you that you actually believe UFOs wouldn't either use their own language to cover their craft or use another language like Arabic, Aramaic, or even Klingon.

Do aliens exist? One can be almost certain that they do. Do these images prove their existence? That is for you to decide.

No. They don't.