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Name: El Diablo Favorite website: www.coasttocoastam.com Interests: Living "off the grid", HAM radio, hunting Bigfoot in the forests of Washington, making amateur crop circles. El Diablo also makes monthly pilgrimages to the hills around Area 51 where he sets up an eight-thousand dollar Nikon camera to take pictures of alien spacecraft. Biggest fears: UFOs, asteroids, RFID tags |
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Name: Fnord Favorite website: www.illuminatinews.com Interests: Over the past decade (he's now 24), Fnord has infiltrated up to the 3rd tier of the global Illuminati and exposed countless NWO plots such as the 9/11 attacks. The media ignores his repeated interview requests...but you and I both know that they know what he knows is true. Biggest fears: Tier 4 of the Illuminati, chemtrails, HAARP |
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Name: Rufus "Dro" Jackson Favorite website: www.greenpeace.org Interests: Rufus holds two full-time jobs: organic food grower and professional protestor. He pickets GMO conferences, grocery stores, Wal-Marts, factories, and mainstream doctor's offices. In his spare time he promotes holistic and alternative medical treatment for cancer patients and maintains a large grow-op of legal marijuana seeds he purchased on the internet. Biggest fears: Vaccinations, pesticides, GM food, global warming, nuclear waste |
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Name: Lynn Favorite website: www.recalls.gov Interests: Since divorcing her husband last year, Lynn's #1 priority is keeping her young daughter safe. She keeps a running list of product recalls in the foyer of her house, and personally checks all foods against it before preparing each meal. Her child is home-schooled and not allowed to use cellular telephones or electric appliances. Her daughter once tried to get away with using a microwave at a friend's house and Lynn called the police. Ms. Lynn enjoys receiving mail from readers and can be contacted directly at lynn@panicwatch.org. Biggest fears: E. coli, salmonella, botulism, bird flu, human flu, horse flu, dog flu, cat flu, power lines, cell phones, helicopter radiation |
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About Us
Bird flu. Killer bees. Government mind control. Some people surrender their lives to the daily flood of fear that inundates us--but we're here to help.
Panic Watch is constantly on the lookout for purveyors of panic. From debunking apocalyptic conspiracy theorists to exposing unscrupulous reporters out to scare up a readership, we'll leave no slimy stone unturned in our quest to deliver a message: Don't live afraid.
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